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What the fuck is happening?
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We just hit a major milestone.
One hundred days without a fight.
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We did it?
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It's official, the Solar Opposites
finally get along.
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Mmm. No more fighting.
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- The dawn of a new era.
- It bugs me how you chose to tell us,
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but since we're post-fight,
I'm letting it go.
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So, what do we do now?
We should reward ourselves, but how?
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Pancakes and oral? Crepes and rimming?
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We do crepes and rimming too much.
It's not a treat anymore.
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Check out this commercial
I received on social media.
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- YUMYULACK: I love Little Mountain Lake.
- We haven't been in so long.
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You booked us a vacation? Oh!
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You bet your fluid-filled sacks I did.
I already packed up all your shit.
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We're leaving now.
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Wouldn't the hover platform be faster?
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Yes, but we're unplugging this trip,
so all sci-fi stays home.
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I left it all with Joey,
the home-schooled kid from next door.
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There will be no divorce.
Burn on the fire of your misfortune.
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KORVO: Planet Shlorp was a perfect
utopia until the asteroid hit.
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One hundred adults and their replicants
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were issued a Pupa
and escaped into the space,
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searching for new homes
on uninhabited worlds.
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We crashed on Earth, stranding us
on an already overpopulated planet.
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That's right.
I've been talking this whole time.
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I'm the one holding the Pupa.
My name's Korvo.
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This is my show.
I just dropped the Pupa.
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Do you see me?
This is ridiculous.
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I hate Earth. It's a horrible home.
People are stupid and confusing.
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They're always talking about brunch.
It isn't real.
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It's either bread or crunch, you can't
have both. Pick a lane, idiots.
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Hey, you gave him more than me.
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Fuck you, I'm doing my best.
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Give me that.
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- Where's the power?
- What are we gonna do?
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- People are crazy.
- Order!
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There will be order
in the People's House.
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This is our second day without power.
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If present conditions continue,
we're completely fucked.
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In three days' time,
the Wall will run out of food.
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In five days, water.
The lucky ones will freeze.
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When will we run out of
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the tiny pieces of Snickers wrapper
we use to wipe our tushes?
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We're already down to fun-size.
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I yield the floor to Nicole
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who served as Power Minister in both
the Tim and Duke administrations.
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After the revolution, we found
a way to patch into the wire
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that powers the plug the replicants
use for their TV.
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That wire must have frayed
or come loose.
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Either way, it needs to be reconnected.
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- Great. Why haven't we done it already?
- Because
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- it's on the very bottom level.
- Shit.
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Yeah. After the Duke's flood,
who knows what it's like down there?
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Everyone who's gone down
either came back crazy...
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Or didn't come back at all.
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I've been down to those levels,
but I need volunteers to go with me.
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Joe Sanders, reporting for duty.
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I don't give a shit how crazy
those lower wall folk are,
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I'll kill 'em all if it means
I get to take a hot shower.
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All right. Sanders, great energy.
Thank you. Anyone else?
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Eye-patch guy. You gotta come with us.
You look like a badass.
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I got this eye patch from playing
- too much 3
- DS in the dark.
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Okay, well, you're still coming.
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So am I. If I'm gonna freeze to death,
may as well be heroically.
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We could use one more.
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I like the royal blue.
Unless you like the regal navy.
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Halk, we need to... Oh.
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Nova, hi. Do you mind if I speak
with your husband?
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Parliament business.
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Of course. I'll be in the nursery.
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We've been thinking
a lot about the future. Our future.
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If that were true, you'd be coming
with me instead of playing decorator.
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I can't go on some suicide mission.
I have a life here.
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And I don't? I'm leaving my
Pezlie behind to do this,
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because there is no future for her
or your wife if we don't fix this.
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I'm sorry, Cherie,
my hero days are behind me.
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Do you even know
what you wanna be instead?
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A dancer. It's an old dream of mine
from college. Been workin' on my splits.
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That's great, Halk. I'll see you around.
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Hey, I never asked to be a hero.
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Nobody ever does. They just are.
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Hey, you almost made me spill
my mayo fries.
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Which, I just invented, 'cause
I'm a fucking genius. Try. Try, try.
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Ooh! It's the little effing mountain.
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ALL: Little Mountain Lake!
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Little Mountain Lake!
Little Mountain Lake!
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Little Mountain Lodge!
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Little Mountain Lodge!
Little Mountain Lodge!
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We're here.
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I used the cubic lattice crystallizer
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to make some fresh diamonds
so we could tip everybody.
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Do you have change for a De Beers?
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- You know what? Take the whole corundum.
- Thank you, Jesse.
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See how he remembered my name?
That's classy.
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Terry, Korvo, Jesse, Yumyulack,
welcome back to LML.
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It's been two years
since your last visit.
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Two years too long if you ask me.
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Oh, I love how funny I am here.
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In honor of your return, we've
upgraded you to the Grand Moff Suite.
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Whoa! Grand Moff?
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That's the highest civilian rank
for a regional governor in the empire.
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Tastes great, right?
Even if the room sucked,
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I'd still stay here just for the coffee.
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Oh, Bill. He loves to crack wise.
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Hi, we're the Johnsons.
Just came in from Des Plaines, Chicago.
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- Your bounty hunter outfit is sick.
- It's got a neuro shock whip
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- hidden in the sleeve.
- I can tell.
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Let's skip the foreplay.
Will you be our vacation friends?
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- Yes! A thousand times, yes!
- I thought you'd never ask.
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We're all checked in.
Who the fuck is this?
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They're our vacay-besties. The Johnsons.
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Yes, vacation friends.
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They're the perfect choice to regret
later having in all of our photographs.
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Wow! I invented mayo fries today
and they already
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have a whole restaurant for it.
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Little Mountain Lake
is really on the cutting edge.
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Didn't that fried dough place
used to be here?
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Ugh. Remember when I liked fried dough?
Sounds so disgusting now.
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Hello there, friend. Might I
interest you in our train museum?
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I'm not into trains anymore.
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You aren't into trains?
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No, it's been a sore spot ever since
Terry here tried to board me.
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I did that as you turned
yourself into a train out of spite.
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- It was my hobby.
- We brought tiki drinks.
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Tracy, turn loose that rum swizzle.
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Oh, Bill's back
and he's brought tiki drinks.
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You got a friend in me, Bill.
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We got a problem.
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If she's crying, bounce, don't rock her,
she hates rocking.
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She'll drink mouse milk,
but not too much. She gets gassy.
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Oh, God,
I'm sure I'm forgetting something.
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Hey, we got this. Pezlie is the
most important thing in this Wall.
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The Bowinian Order
will guard her with our lives.
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Thank you, sister,
you've been a life saver.
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Now, hopefully I can return the favor.
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- All right. Last chance to pussy out.
- Not me.
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I'm tough as they come. Check it out.
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- I branded myself with a hot staple.
- MAN: Is that the Lacoste logo?
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It's all I know how to draw.
The point is, I'm tough as shit.
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Oh!
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If you're worried about being tracked,
I'd quiet down.
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I thought you didn't do
suicide missions.
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Well, I don't,
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but my insane friend needs backup.
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Okay, stay close. These levels have been
off the grid for months.
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Who knows what's been
growing in the dark?
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I hope there's a Starbucks,
'cause I already have to take a shit.
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Terry!
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I never get tired of how friendly
everyone is.
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Hey, hello, hi there.
Follow me, I follow back.
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And I am loving my vacation robe.
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It's a little bit coarser,
but in all the right spots.
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Huh. Wasn't this
a train museum yesterday?
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Yes. Now, it's the Hall Of Betrayals.
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Come on in. First 100 guests
get free Ring Pops.
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- Ring me, baby.
- Bury the lede much?
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This is a dece collection of betrayals.
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Guy who killed Caesar, Jay Leno refusing
to give up The Tonight Show.
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Korvo, what am I looking at?
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Uh, looks like it could possibly be me.
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It's hard to tell
but maybe getting boned
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by the Red Goobler
on his bachelor party last year.
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Ha-ha. So weird that this is in here,
wasn't really even a betrayal.
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What's that look?
You said it didn't bother you.
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Well, I guess there's no chance I was
just armoring myself emotionally by...
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Oh! I'm coming harder
than I do with Terry.
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Oh, they have a Lando
and Han Solo exhibit. Let's find that.
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This one's cryptic.
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You fucking dick, that's you!
I bought those Takis at the store,
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but someone ate them before
I could even have one.
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You told me it was the Pupa. If that's
true, then explain this animatronic.
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Yeah, I did it, okay?
I was eating my feelings.
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All the bad ones left over from
when you let the Red Goobler fuck you!
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You're acting like that's a bigger deal
than the Takis, but it's not.
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It all went according to plan.
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Whoever has eyes on the replicants,
start phase two.
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Wow, it doesn't look as little
when you're up
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on the actual mountain, you know.
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Relax, Yumyulack. You'll do great.
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- Get out.
- Huh?
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She means get out, like,
get on out down that mountain.
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That's how we say it in Des Plaines.
Come on, the race is starting.
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I'm the king of Little Mountain
and that little-ass lake!
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Hey, they spelled my name wrong.
"Funyulack."
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Wait, Funyulack's your Pretend-O-Deck
version of me. That was fucked up.
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Come on, you can't still be mad
about that. I tried to kill him.
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But you killed me instead.
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Whatever.
You made me cheat at the Olympics!
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I don't make you do anything,
you delegate all our hijinks to me.
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Fuck you, I do not!
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Phase two complete.
But now we need a new fucking Danielle.
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- These maps are useless.
- Oh, man.
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Everything down here
is decayed and mucky.
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Oh, fuck! Die, die, die, die!
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It's plastic.
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G.I. Joes. Too bad they totally lose
their value when they're crucified.
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Let's move. We're being watched.
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Maybe we should double back
and take the Boo-hoo Hole to the bottom?
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It can't make you boo-hoo
as much as the name implies.
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Ha! The Duke threw me down
the Boo-hoo Hole. Once was enough.
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It's full of spiders now, anyway.
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00:10:35,676 --> 00:10:39,055
Pssh. How many action figures
are they gonna... Oh, fuck, real head!
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Oh, man. It's Mark. Delivery guy.
Went missin' weeks ago.
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Used to pull his balls out of his pants
as a joke.
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He'd say, "Look, I got gum on my pants."
But it wasn't gum,
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it was his scrotum.
Still, he didn't deserve this.
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Oh, man, that cannot be sanitary.
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- I'm gonna torch you.
- No, they're too close. You'll burn us.
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Go on, get. Leave 'em alone.
Take your muck and get outta here.
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Thanks, pal. Let's get you on your...
What the fuck?
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Just a mild case of muck foot.
Pretty common around here.
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The name's Avocado Egg Rolls.
'Cause I like avocados.
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- And egg rolls?
- I fucking hate egg rolls.
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Anywho, I heard you're headed
to the bottom levels.
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You need a guide?
Avocado Egg Rolls'll show you the way.
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We don't have time for this Skyrim
side quest bullshit. He'll slow us down.
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Hey, don't be ableist.
You already said the map was useless.
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Okay, Avocado, where to?
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This is it. Just right around this...
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I didn't sign up for this shit, man.
We're gonna die down here.
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Well, well, well,
what the muck do we have here?
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I brought you some
real upper floor softies, Plat.
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What the fuck, Avocado?
I carried you for two hours!
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A real egg roll move, ya dumbass.
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Fucking muck people.
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00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:08,602
Muck people are people too, you know.
The upper Wall's forgotten us.
227
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:11,188
Wall name's Platinum Stevie.
These are my people.
228
00:12:11,272 --> 00:12:14,734
I protect 'em, clean their mucky wounds,
feed them deodorant shavings
229
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:18,863
and in return, they do as I say.
Like when I tell them to kill you.
230
00:12:19,196 --> 00:12:22,324
Try it and I'll slice you up
like an onion volcano.
231
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:24,827
You're spicy.
Guess we're all gonna die today.
232
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,621
Whoa. We don't wanna quarrel with you,
Platinum Stevie.
233
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:30,124
We're here to turn the power on,
not to interfere with
234
00:12:30,124 --> 00:12:32,960
the life you've stirred up down here.
You could help us.
235
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,295
Ha! I'll never help you.
236
00:12:34,295 --> 00:12:36,964
Power on, power off,
it's all the same in the muck.
237
00:12:36,964 --> 00:12:39,467
- Grab 'em.
- What if we could offer you something,
238
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,343
something that you don't have down here?
239
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:42,970
What about a seat in parliament? Huh?
240
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:45,765
Your forgotten people could be
represented at the top of the Wall.
241
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:49,560
Platinum Stevie, part of
the inner circle, huh? Sounds nice.
242
00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:52,480
I bet you're saving the best muck of all
up there, aren't ya?
243
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,690
Uh... Metaphorically, sure.
244
00:12:54,774 --> 00:12:57,526
You've got yourself a deal.
You are now my guests.
245
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,945
You may have safe muck harbor tonight.
246
00:13:00,070 --> 00:13:03,824
Tomorrow, I'll take you where you
wanna go and then, you can take me up.
247
00:13:04,492 --> 00:13:07,119
So, I spent all summer fixing up
that old Corvette.
248
00:13:07,203 --> 00:13:10,456
Korvo, you seem mechanically minded.
You ever tinker around with a hot rod?
249
00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,625
- I have never once tinkered.
- Your butt tinkers.
250
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:13,709
- What?
- Nothing.
251
00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,878
Great job in the race today.
252
00:13:15,878 --> 00:13:17,755
Thanks. Hey, you look great tonight.
253
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,716
Did you change your eye color,
or the shape of your head?
254
00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:21,926
Ha. Ha. You're cute.
255
00:13:22,051 --> 00:13:24,136
Would you like to hear
about our specials?
256
00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:26,722
First, we have a Yumyulack
is a shitty co-replicant
257
00:13:26,806 --> 00:13:28,641
who smells like total ass
grilled chicken,
258
00:13:28,641 --> 00:13:31,310
served alongside a nice heap of
Jesse's a whiny bitch
259
00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:33,229
who's holding Yumyulack back
green beans.
260
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:34,563
- That's harsh.
- Whiny bitch?
261
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,440
And for dessert, the Terry berry tart.
262
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,776
It's delicious,
but a real lazy piece of shit.
263
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,110
Oh! That one. I want that one.
264
00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:43,489
I'll give you a minute to discuss.
Really think about what I said.
265
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:47,243
That was fucking weird.
Usually, they want our order right away.
266
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:03,968
You know, it's been a long day,
we're tired. Gonna call it a night.
267
00:14:03,968 --> 00:14:07,054
Man, I was jonesing for that Terry tart.
Can we get one to go, Korvo?
268
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,764
I'll be back, Danielle.
269
00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,226
What the fudge, Korvo?
270
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:14,478
Who wants to dance
to some really loud music?
271
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:16,856
DJ: You're listening to
Sound and Light Satellite Radio.
272
00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:18,816
Coming up,
a block of Disney approved music.
273
00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,818
Listen, something very weird
is going on.
274
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:23,028
You like fucking weird?
Trust me, I know.
275
00:14:23,112 --> 00:14:24,280
- Stop yelling.
- Why?
276
00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,615
It's the only way
to be heard over the music.
277
00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:29,535
I'm using music to drown out our voices.
We're being spied on.
278
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:31,203
Everyone in there had earpieces.
279
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,914
No one was eating their dinner.
They kept staring at us.
280
00:14:33,998 --> 00:14:37,334
Yeah. These are rural people.
Seeing city folk like us is a big deal
281
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:40,254
'cause we're so much better dressed
and smarter than they is.
282
00:14:40,254 --> 00:14:43,549
It's not just that. Since we got here,
everything has been catered to us.
283
00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:44,633
Haven't you noticed?
284
00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:47,636
They did know about mayo fries
when I literally just invented it.
285
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:50,014
On Little Mountain,
Danielle hugged me real tight
286
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:52,141
and said, "Get out"
in a very intense way.
287
00:14:52,141 --> 00:14:54,894
And then at dinner, she was replaced
with a different Danielle.
288
00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:58,147
That's really fucking weird. Don't you
think you should have said something?
289
00:14:58,147 --> 00:14:59,398
I'm saying it now, damn!
290
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,693
Okay. I'm starting to feel like
we might be trapped in The Wicker Man,
291
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,112
the movie, not the guy
who upsells us at Pier 1 Imports.
292
00:15:05,112 --> 00:15:06,989
I think we're trapped in Midsommar.
293
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:08,240
It's pronounced "midsummer."
294
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,242
That's a millennial-dusted
Wicker Man remake.
295
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,702
Nah, we're into The Truman Show.
296
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:14,413
Doesn't matter what movie we're in.
They're out to get us.
297
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,332
Let's get outta here.
Somebody take notes.
298
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:18,208
Jordan Peele is gonna
want to hear about it.
299
00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,378
Anyone seen Joe Sanders?
His bedroll's gone.
300
00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:23,505
Yeah. I saw him take off
early this morning.
301
00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,299
Hightailed it back to the upper levels.
302
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:28,344
Said to tell you, "Game over, man"
and "I'm too old for this shit."
303
00:15:28,344 --> 00:15:30,220
Classic action-movie coward stuff.
304
00:15:30,304 --> 00:15:33,098
Eat your muck.
We leave for the bottom in ten minutes.
305
00:15:33,182 --> 00:15:35,142
This stew is friggin' delicious.
306
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:43,984
- Dude, don't lick your fingers.
- Eye-patch guy.
307
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:50,616
This says Joe Sanders.
You guys, we're eating Joe Sanders!
308
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,203
Come on now, Platinum Stevie.
309
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,205
Boiling folks,
serving them to their friends,
310
00:15:56,205 --> 00:15:58,499
that's no way to get yourself
in the parliament.
311
00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:01,460
Don't parlsplain to me.
I appreciate the offer, I do,
312
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,212
and I was even gonna hold up my end.
313
00:16:03,212 --> 00:16:06,382
But then, late last night,
I got a hankering and I realized
314
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,218
I'd rather eat you. Get them!
315
00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,439
You'll never escape the muck!
316
00:16:24,608 --> 00:16:27,319
- Wait, we forgot the Pupa.
- Did we leave him in the lodge?
317
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:29,571
I'm not sure we brought him at all.
Isn't he at home?
318
00:16:29,655 --> 00:16:31,949
Ah, jeez. We left him
in the school betting story.
319
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,535
Beyblade, Beyblade. Beyblade.
320
00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,203
Let's hope he... Shit!
321
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:38,497
Sorry, lane painting-emergency.
322
00:16:40,916 --> 00:16:43,752
Nuclear power plant had a meltdown.
Go back to the lodge.
323
00:16:47,047 --> 00:16:51,427
Yumyulack, it's me,
the real Danielle Johnson. I love you.
324
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:53,554
I know she's a husk, but she's hot.
325
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:57,808
Don't worry.
I had Terry upgrade this bad boy
326
00:16:57,808 --> 00:17:00,394
- with off-road capabilities last month.
- Punch it.
327
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,522
KORVO: God damn it, why are there skis?
328
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,941
You didn't tell me
what kind of road we'd be off of.
329
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,526
Damn it, Terry. Oh, shit! Run.
330
00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:18,078
CROWD: Terry, Korvo, Yumyulack, Jesse,
come back.
331
00:17:19,997 --> 00:17:22,791
I always have sticks in my mouth
after "treeing" myself.
332
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:25,252
Okay, we gotta get outta here
before these hicks tie us up
333
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,670
and eat us up or whatever.
334
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:30,174
Hold on a second. How do we know
Korvo isn't behind all of this?
335
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,217
- Why the hell would I be?
- I don't know.
336
00:17:32,301 --> 00:17:34,386
You get butthurt about
every little thing
337
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:37,306
and now you stymied us
with that magic stuff, remember?
338
00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,349
How do we know
you aren't doing a The Game?
339
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,809
I am not doing a The Game.
340
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:43,020
- How fucking dare you?
- Keep your voice down.
341
00:17:43,020 --> 00:17:46,356
They're gonna catch us if we don't
stop fighting about shit from the past.
342
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,776
But this is how old shit festers
into new shit.
343
00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,570
We have to stop moving on
without properly apologizing.
344
00:17:51,570 --> 00:17:54,531
Fine. I apologize for involving you all
in my magic trick.
345
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,325
It wasn't my place to inject your lives
346
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:58,702
with a child-like sense of wonder.
I'm sorry.
347
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:02,081
I'm sorry for getting so bent out
of shape over graphic depictions
348
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,458
of the Red Goobler blasting you
behind my back.
349
00:18:04,458 --> 00:18:06,043
Look at us, friends again.
350
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,504
No! This is what I'm talking about.
351
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,672
We have core issues
to deal with, people.
352
00:18:10,756 --> 00:18:13,967
Here's a core issue. How do we escape
without our sci-fi stuff?
353
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,761
I know I said we were unplugging,
354
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,639
but I did bring a small piece of sci-fi,
my pocket laser.
355
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,266
- Forgot I had it on me.
- Never go anywhere without it.
356
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,186
Terry, I assume you broke the rules
and brought something, too.
357
00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,813
Just in case things got kinky.
358
00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,564
Oh, I wish this trip had gone that way.
359
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:30,567
We're gonna have to fight our way out.
Hurry up. Make some weapons.
360
00:18:32,653 --> 00:18:35,155
Muckers, it's time to get dirty.
361
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,244
Shit!
362
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:41,453
Halk!
363
00:18:53,799 --> 00:18:56,135
Oh, I'm gonna enjoy noshing you.
364
00:18:56,135 --> 00:19:00,764
And then we're gonna go up floor
by floor and eat all your friends.
365
00:19:03,225 --> 00:19:06,353
Everyone you care about
is gonna get pooped outta my ass.
366
00:19:06,687 --> 00:19:07,980
Ha-ha... Huh?
367
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:23,745
The hell is that thing?
368
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,750
Whatever it was,
it's not our problem anymore.
369
00:19:28,834 --> 00:19:31,962
Once we get the power back on,
we gotta clean these levels out.
370
00:19:33,046 --> 00:19:36,091
Hey, guys, the power room.
I think it's right below us.
371
00:19:37,593 --> 00:19:40,596
Sweep sector four again.
And hey, remember, don't harm them.
372
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:49,897
Please let us go home.
373
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:55,277
- Citizen's arrest, bitch.
- Whoa, guys.
374
00:19:57,070 --> 00:19:58,113
Nobody move.
375
00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:01,158
Back the fuck up.
376
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:02,367
- Don't come any closer.
- Ow!
377
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,870
But settle a bet, which creepy
townspeople movie are we in?
378
00:20:04,870 --> 00:20:06,872
Wicker Man, Truman Show, or Midsommar?
379
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,707
None. Those are all super creepy.
380
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:10,959
Little Mountain Lake
exists only for you.
381
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,794
It's been that way
since your first visit.
382
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:15,589
What do you mean it exists only for us?
Explain yourself.
383
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:18,842
On your first trip you tipped us
millions of dollars in diamonds.
384
00:20:18,926 --> 00:20:21,345
We ran the math.
By focusing on just your family,
385
00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:24,223
we make more than trying
to service tourists in general.
386
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:27,643
So, we rebuilt the town and
based the changes around what you like.
387
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:30,520
Then you stopped coming. For two years.
388
00:20:30,604 --> 00:20:34,483
Our entire economy was on the verge
of collapse. Without you we had nothing.
389
00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:37,277
JOHNSON: We hired a team of
Russian hackers to scrape your data,
390
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:40,280
and then we built an algorithm
to determine your every need
391
00:20:40,364 --> 00:20:42,241
and spammed your social media with ads.
392
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:45,202
That's why I got Little Mountain ads
on my OnlyFans.
393
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:48,664
Once you got here, the algorithm
determined that if you worked through
394
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:51,166
your issues at LML,
you'd love it here even more.
395
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:53,418
We don't love it.
You can take your algorithm
396
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:55,003
and shove it up your butt hole.
397
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:57,422
Let this be a lesson,
you mess with the Solar Opposites,
398
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,508
you pay with your fucking life.
399
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:06,139
Did we take it too far back there?
With all the killing?
400
00:21:06,223 --> 00:21:07,849
I'd say we walked right up to the line.
401
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,726
Well, the good news is, now we have
402
00:21:09,810 --> 00:21:12,771
the whole six-hour ride home
to talk through all our issues.
403
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,524
Didn't we do all that
when we apologized in the woods?
404
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:19,236
No, I'm talking about really
drilling down to the core issues,
405
00:21:19,236 --> 00:21:20,612
so we can learn and grow.
406
00:21:20,696 --> 00:21:24,032
- Like that algorithm wanted us to.
- So, we lost our favorite vacation spot,
407
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:26,243
and we're supposed to work through
our issues now?
408
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,287
That sounds worse
than keeping our vacation spot
409
00:21:28,287 --> 00:21:30,497
and never working through our issues.
410
00:21:30,497 --> 00:21:31,581
I do love algorithms.
411
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:32,708
I know you do.
412
00:21:35,294 --> 00:21:38,297
Oh, God!
They're coming back to finish us off.
413
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,589
KORVO: Stop cowering.
414
00:21:39,923 --> 00:21:41,425
After a short, angry drive,
415
00:21:41,425 --> 00:21:44,845
we've realized that your algorithm
was spot the fuck on.
416
00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,722
You mean we were right to help you?
417
00:21:46,722 --> 00:21:48,598
No, the algorithm was right to help us.
418
00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,517
Humans are disgusting,
messy, and stupid.
419
00:21:50,517 --> 00:21:52,978
Algorithms are pure,
and I can't stay mad at math.
420
00:21:52,978 --> 00:21:55,022
We've decided to keep vacationing here.
421
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:56,231
But we have some demands.
422
00:21:56,315 --> 00:21:59,318
Thank you, gracious aliens.
We'll do whatever you want.
423
00:21:59,526 --> 00:22:03,280
First, put Little Mountain Lake back
the way it was when we first visited
424
00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:06,366
and then we'll all pretend like
none of this ever happened.
425
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:09,202
You didn't trap us,
we didn't slaughter 30 people.
426
00:22:09,286 --> 00:22:11,121
And now I want the hotter Danielle.
427
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:15,083
And no more spying or trying to get us
to work through our issues.
428
00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:18,420
Because we're never gonna grow or learn
or do any of that. You got it?
429
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:19,963
Now take us to the algorithm.
430
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:23,008
Poor algorithm,
431
00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:25,344
little guy was just doing
what he was programmed to do.
432
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:26,595
He's so well designed.
433
00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:27,721
It has to be done.
434
00:22:34,936 --> 00:22:36,104
It was better this way.
435
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:39,358
That algorithm was dead
the second we took away its data inputs.
436
00:22:40,317 --> 00:22:42,652
Run free, Algo. Run free.
437
00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:51,912
- Can you fix it?
- Yeah, but it's weird.
438
00:22:51,912 --> 00:22:55,582
I expected there to be a clean break,
but this looks like it was chewed.
439
00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:57,626
- What the hell was that?
- CHERIE: Stay on guard.
440
00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:02,881
Here goes nothing.
441
00:23:05,342 --> 00:23:07,886
Whoo! Oh, yeah. Yes!
442
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:11,056
Eye-patch guy, you are the man, yes!
443
00:23:11,056 --> 00:23:12,766
Not bad for a tiny human...